Dear Dark-Hearted Person in the Office,
Although it made us sad, we accept that you took it upon yourself to remove our Happy Cookie Wall last week. Maybe it had gotten a little busy; we had so much fun coming up with cookie poetry and sharing snippets of silliness to brighten our work days that the board got crowded. But it was still wrong to take it down without warning or asking us if we wanted to keep any of our works of art.
Last week, we responded with this one, simple cartoon:
And now you have taken this away, too.
Why do you prefer a blank, boring, humorless wall over our treats-table? Why must you destroy our fun? Were the cookies offensive in some way? We do not understand your ways and wish you would reconsider your poor attitude.
The Happy Cookie Brigade
PS: This is not over.