Before I retire for the eve, I wanted to share this awesomely bad slip of the tongue that my sister and I enjoyed on Friday night. I was hanging out at her place, being silly and trying to pet the cats. They’re such cute cats. So there I was, crouched on the floor as the little one ran by. I caught her and started petting her, loudly announcing:
“Ah HA! You’re the first to wander into my snatch!!”
What happens is, the brain mixes up “catch” and “snare” and well, those two words combined make “snatch.”
At least that’s my explanation. Otherwise, I am just your garden variety sick bastard.
It reminds me of my most famous slip of the tongue. I was hanging out with my sister and her fiance a few years ago, and we were pretending to do pop-lock dancing. I did some dorky moves, and then announced as I moved backwards towards the door:
“Hey, watch me cock-block outta here!”
We still say that, all the time. I’m proud of being the creator of that one. Will the snatch comment live up to my first creation? Only time will tell, my friends.
These people are doing something truly remarkable: I think they are pop locking AND cock blocking at the same time. (“Terry the Tiger does the Spider” is my favorite; if that ain’t cock something-or-other, I don’t know what is!)